May 2012
130 posts
I’m clearly an idiot.
weasleysweaters:
If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.
no i don’t wear glasses because i think they’re cute i wear glasses because im fucking blind
ilikecatsbutnotobsessively:
The hardcore way to eat ramen:
1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck bitches
me: omg i'm going to get all skinny and toned for summer and then i can wear crop tops and short shorts and i'll have that perfect gap between my thighs and it will be perfect
me: is that cake
Listening to mayday parades sad songs cuz its 2:21am and I got nothing better to do. Wahhhh
relatives: any boyfriends/girlfriends?
me: no
typical conversation at every holiday since I was 5
2 tags
3 tags
Tick, tock.
Time is running up. And I’m afraid what’s to come is inevitable my dear.
walks into chair
me: sorry
chair: its ok
vibemedown:
i’m not crying there’s just mayday parade in my eyes
glitter-whore:
shercock-block:
oncie-kun:
loves-not-a-three-way-street:
ryanrossisaswanprincess:
I “mLAUGINGF SO HAQRD I C OUDN’T CLICK ON THE REBLOGB BUTTONM
I’M LAUGHING SO HARD RIghT NOW, I CAN’T DSGJDSLGSKJG OMG, HELP I CaN’T BREATHE PLEASE SOMEONE HELP
I CAN’T FUCKING BREATH OMG hELP OMG OMG OMG SIJFFHDGFD
WHY AM I LAUghing SO HaRd HELP
i CAN’t FUCking BREATH OMg
I ALWAYS...
me: this is a bad idea and will only make me sad
me: okay let's do it
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